The Strokes are standing around in a parking lot.
Albert: I'm bored.
Julian: Me too. Hey, look, there's a shopping cart!
Nick: Awesome! (Pushes cart around)
FAAAAB!: Hey! (Climbs in cart)
(Everyone takes turns pushing FAAAAB! around)
(Juli and Denise drive up in a handicapped van, climb out)
Denise: Hi! I'm Denise! This is Juli!
Juli: Hi!
Nick: Hi Denise! You are looking good today!
Denise: Why thank you! (Denise and Nick make out)
Juli: I like your shopping cart.
FAAAAB!: Thanks!
Juli: I wish it were mine.
FAAAAB!: (Is freaked out)
(20 minutes pass)
Juli: So... you like stuff?
Albert: I like stuff.
Julian: Yeah, me too.
Nikolai: I like some stuff.
Juli: Alright. Cool.
(20 more minutes pass)
(Denise and Nick stop making out)
Julian: Can I make out with you too, Denise?
Denise: No way!
(Juli walks over to van, pulls out handicapped ramp)
Denise: Well, we have to go now. (Grabs shopping cart, pushes it up ramp into van)
(Van drives away)
Nick: (Runs after van) Take me instead! I am good looking!
Denise: (Yells out window) Sorry!
(Van drives to Juli's house)
(Juli pushes shopping cart downstairs into basement)
And they all lived happily ever after, except for maybe FAAAAB!
FIN