today i woke up and went "woah, why do i have jeff weaver wallpaper?" and then i watched the ESPNews i had to tape at 3 AM in the morning, which is just stupid and sick if you ask me, and then i took a shower and stuff and then i did more cross stitch and i watched charlie brown!
3:11 PM
for about ten minutes. BUT REALLY LOOK AT THE INTRO. DIG THE GLINTING 36 NECKLACE!
and he is lyk, WICKED HOTT
2:23 AM
July 27, 2002
ok. so instead i went to the game today, even though derek lowe is not pitching! but today is shea's birthday! he hit an rbi double, and that was nice. but he hit into 2 double plays too, so that... sort of sucked.
ANYWAY, i saw the players wives outside and man. i liked them. because they were not pretty. at all. and now everything is fine in the world.
happy birthday, shea! number 27, man.
and it is a-rod's 27th birthday too, but eh. he's JUST a-rod.
10:38 PM
WHY IS LOU MERLONI SO PRETTY THAT IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY?
that was so emo. emo lou merloni. that's hilarious.
3:15 AM
today i watched the lizzy mcguire marathon and then my dad made me go to a folk festival and i wanted to leave so i made a top ten list of reasons i hate him!
reasons include such gems as: you aren't johnny damon and your vacuum cleaner doesn't work right
12:03 AM
July 26, 2002
TheBandCow: cybering with a complete stranger while listening to you and your boyfriends song is romantic????
flavored phlegm: yah!~!!
tearz four fearz: u kno it!
NickEatASandwich: hellz yah!!!!!!!!
flavored phlegm: itz a turn on~~!
TheBandCow: thats fine with me
Best. Chat. EVER.
2:12 AM
nothing of note happened today except i chipped a tooth and went to a christian rock concert!
12:22 AM
July 24, 2002
no longer will this blog be denied content! i am bringing back the soul
and what better way to do it than talk about what i did all day?
well, first i set my alarm for 8:30 this morning because shea was on the radio. so i woke up and taped it and apparently he is still not a homo. it's been 3 weeks, we needed an update. then i got up. and then i fell asleep again. then i woke up and i went to the grocery store. then i came home and ate lunch. then i watched part of rikki lake. then i turned the tv off and just sat around for a long time. then i listened to WEEI sports radio while doing cross stitch. then it was almost time for the whiner line, the highlight of my dad, but my mom put the microwave on so i only heard the last two callers. not good times. then i made a salad. then i ate dinner. then i started the red sox game. then i went to the mall. and it sucked. but i got two headbands and checkered socks, so that was ok. then i went out for ice cream. then i came home and watched the second half of the game. casey fossum is awesome. oh ho ho ho, that rhymed. and the red sox lost to the devil rays. it was not good times. then i watched extra innings. and timmy wakefield was on and he is cool. and they interviewed casey in the locker room and he has a supersouthern accent and acne. and you know about me and acne. then i came on the computer. then i watched "wake up wakefield" because it is the second best current SNL sketch. oh, randy goldman. then i came on and now i am typing this. woop woop. the end.
11:59 PM
i love how every post i make here is some sort of cryptic one-liner. i don't even know who i am anymore!
6:08 PM
July 22, 2002
is it normal to resent your lame white girl heritage and wish you were hispanic?
7:09 PM
i am notorious for:
- having terrible taste in music
- having weird dreams about being married to people and telling everyone
2:28 AM
July 14, 2002
why is american beauty the funniest movie ever made? really. and i don't know if it's actually supposed to be funny. i'm sure some things are supposed to be, but i just find the entire thing freaking hilarious.
and on that note, i am off for a week of watching baseball.
11:59 PM
July 13, 2002
i consider myself a medium to large fan of the song "midnight train to georgia".
is there any cooler job than being a pip?
1:08 AM
July 11, 2002
my dad is making me go on vacation with him for all of next week instead of just next weekend. that means i'll be seeing 5 baseball games instead of just 3. and they will be in 3 different parks. when i am rich i am going to be like those kids on the credit card commercial and i will have one of those official scorebooks and i will keep score of all the games i go to and i will buy the shirts and hats and bobblehead dolls of all the places i go. it will be a good time.
and if i have to buy any yankee stuff, mike mussina had better still be on the team because he is the only yankee i really REALLY like. that does not mean i want him to win, though. it just means i want to marry him. he was on the orioles, you know. i like the orioles.
3:08 PM
you guuuuys, dj just broke up with steve again!
3:01 PM
July 10, 2002
oh john henry, you are so full of crap you are not fooling any of us
1:57 PM
my back is peeling because i have a bad sunburn. it is gross. the all-star game was on last night and there was no score! that was some crazy shit. john henry did not make an appearance and that is good because everyone hates him (with reason).
they are having this teddy memorial thing at fenway park on the 22nd, and i really wanted to go but that is on a MONDAY and my mom hates baseball and wouldn't let me go.
next weekend i am going to new york again! and the red sox are going to win all three games. i know this, it's a private thing.
1:56 PM
i love how nobody at rock queen blogs anymore and i want to but i feel guilty for making people read all of my crap.
well, you don't have to read my crap, you know that? i am going to write whatever i want now.
1:54 PM
I HATE THE WORLD.
Specific Stuff I Hate About the World
- Stretch jeans
- Not being 15 or under
- Expensive button machines
1:52 PM
July 9, 2002
and you guuuuys, paul konerko almost beat jason giambi in the homerun derby! i love you, paulie!
and in the celebrity softball game, the guy who played mickey in little big league was there! and i saw him and i said "that is the gum-chewing guy from little big league!" and it was him. i think he was playing shortstop.
and you guuuuys, the all-star game is on tonight, and the AL is going to win as usual OH YES. especially because my main man derek lowe is pitching and you all have to watch and shea is playing third and oh baby this thing needs a new layout.
1:39 PM
ok, so yeah, i feel obligated to comment on this.
i am sorry teddy died. well, not sorry, because everyone dies, but sad. but not really sad, because sadly, i had been expecting this for the past five years. the world lost a really neat person and stuff. that's it.
teddy was nice
but his son john henry is the ass of the decade
1:20 PM
it's hilarious that i got this and i wasn't trying for them or anything and i didn't even know they were an option. it is most hilarious because i picked all the "eh, i wear t-shirts and jeans, and i'm happy and boring, blah blah blah". so i guess that's the strokes for you.
i actually think a better representation of me would be Andrew WK. i bet i even look like the female andrew wk.*
god, i hope not. do i?
1:12 PM
July 6, 2002
i was cheated out of a wally beanbag buddy. who says i'm not 15? so now i look too old to get a wally beanbag, but i look to young to see an R-rated movie. I HATE YOU, WORLD.
12:01 PM
July 2, 2002
you guuuuuys, nomar is holding a harry potter book!
oh nomar, i love you even if you are a bigger pervert than even lou.
12:36 AM
July 1, 2002
you guuuys, if you really loved me you would go here and vote for Johnny Damon and Brian Giles as the thirtieth man.
i really don't care about brian giles that much, i mean, sure, he is my favorite national league player, but johnny wants to go really bad, and he really deserves it and it is so saaaad.
and you know i am dedicated because my main man Magglio is a candidate for the AL thirtieth man, and I am not voting for him, not even once. it is sad how he hit a homerun in the all-star game last year and this year he didn't even make it.
and joe torre is a sack of crap, and paul konerko was not even on the ballot. that was the worst thing ever. even though he made the team anyway.
5:29 PM