alright, so yeah, that just messed up my entire blog, i love me. i really do.
ALRIGHT KIDS. a new stupid story i wrote in chemistry is up and i know you will just love it. also, happy birthday alicia. i am sorry i am always in florida on your birthday.
i am sort of nervous about going on a plane in a few hours. because i don't want them to search me and go through my stuff and make me check my bags. that is just weird.
2:51 AM
6:43 PM
It's so great that the first time i took this, i was Keith. I didn't think i changed any answers and now i am John. I just change that fast.
6:09 PM
February 21, 2002
I was reading my sadly pathetic archives and I did these things that I did... oh man. I do these a lot. Me: DOES THAT PERSON HAVE A PICTURE OF NIKOLAI IN THEIR LOCKER? 11:40 PM
DO NOT FORGET, I HATE YOU TOO, TT THE BEARS, FOR DENYING ME OF MY MOONEY SUZUKI.
11:39 PM
Evil, EVIL Anti-Flag have decided to come to Boston and play at THE AVALON. AVALON, I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING EVER. Except for maybe stretch jeans. What the hell is up with those things? Why do jeans need to stretch? Why can't people just buy bigger jeans that don't cling to their ass?
10:02 PM
9:55 PM
CSI is the worst show in the world. Since tomorrow is the last day before vacation (yes!!!) I was watching it with my dad, and that show is just so evil. I have seen it before, and I hated it. So it is not a one time thing. I HATE COP SHOWS. AND COURT SHOWS. Maybe it is because I do not like cops anyway. And I like court shows like Judge Judy, so do not think I am not white trash here. I do not like Law and Order. I do not like anything that has to do with dead babies. Dead adults I can learn to cope with, but I will just never be able to deal with dead babies.
9:27 PM
yes indeed, nick got a haircut. it is ok that that is probably the worst photo of him ever, it can only get better.
3:48 PM
Oh man. OH MAN. Alright, so I just now figured out that the person singing in "Snow" by JJ72 is a GUY. WHAT? Unless my sources are wrong. In which case I say "I knew it was a girl all along." Well, I have heard one other JJ72 song and I knew it was a guy singing that one, but then I also know that there is a girl in JJ72 and maybe she was singing...
3:32 PM
February 20, 2002
The best thing about this blog (besides the whining about precalc and talking about the strokes) is in that post down there where i said "this internet". As opposed to the other internet. w00t! YES! GO ME-EE! i hate my internet connection for dying right when i was posting this really long thing that was all about me and the internet's spiritual connection and our theme song is "i'm just a killer for your love" and then i was talking about how i sort of broke my blur blur cd in 8th grade at a party (alright, it was a drama club cast party, i was trying to make myself look cool) when i dropped it in some mountain dew or whatever was on the ground (ew) and now it skips, but i have only listened to it once since then. but then i just went and listened to that cd twice, and it did not skip at all. maybe it does on that track that's after essex dogs that i just cannot handle more than 3 minutes of but i cannot tell because i always turn it off. WHO'S GOT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRACK NOW, BITCH? oh, i crack myself up.
9:49 PM
i like how i am blogging in this thing just so i can say "yeah, i blogged today" stuff i did today: went to school. got summer clothes out of storage. awww yes. and in exciting news... DENISE GOT MY STROKES POSTER. That was so great, it was not even about me.
5:25 PM
February 19, 2002
oh man. that is just so great. the best part about it is that she quoted me, haha. Unless there is someone else on this internet that says "I heart Julian's acne" Stop stealing my thunder, damn it.
8:35 PM
i am scared that i am going to be a senior next year, but really, it cannot get worse than this year. this year and its PRECALC. I HATE YOU PRECALC. i like how there are two precalc classes: the really easy one where everyone gets As and you get to take the quizzes whenever you want so you're always ready, and the one where the teacher is not only a math nazi, but an english and everything else nazi as well. really. i hate to write a journal about "Stand and Deliver" and she was correcting my grammar the whole time. SHUT UPP!!! Sigh. There is no Katie here to respond to that in a skanky, Courtney Love fashion. I should be doing my precalc right now. but there is so much else to do. also, i have about 5 to 9387 labs that i have to finish for Chemistry. but i do not mind that, because you cannot really get below an A as long as you do them. I HATE MY SCHOOL AND MY STUPIDITY. I AM NOT SURE WHICH ONE I HATE MORE, THOUGH.
7:50 PM
I HATE PRECALC. I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE IT. I HAVE NEVER HATED SOMETHING SO MUCH IN MY LIFE. I think I would actually No More Airplanes: Where we blog about precalc, the strokes, and absolutely nothing else!
7:46 PM
February 18, 2002
as much as i love the strokes and everything, if you had all of these bootlegs, don't you think you'd get sick of hearing the same songs over and over? really. i guess i am just not "that big of a strokes fan". ha ha ha.
3:25 PM
winamp is playing all the good songs on my playlist. i think it stole katie's computer's soul. ok, so all of the songs on my playlist are good. i like how i can always tell when the strokes are going to come on.
3:24 PM
February 17, 2002
Anyway. On the i-h quiz, which I admit I took, I am Katia. And I am A-OK with that. On the rock-queen one, I am Denise. It would be funny if I was. Not really.
8:11 PM
Quote of the year: "C'EST LA FIN POUR TOI, KARIM ATTIA!" The best thing about this quote is that I actually made it up/said it.
3:50 PM
February 16, 2002
HAAAHAAA. It is almost 4 am. I really need to restrict myself. Because I may as well make my own rules if nobody is going to do it for me.
3:53 AM
When I reformatted my computer again right before Christmas I decided that I was not going to use winamp anymore, but RealJukebox, which I have had for years and years and years and it is superslow and always messing up and stuff, so I could record songs onto my computer. Which I don't do, but anyway. I decided to download Winamp again, and oh look. They have a special Strokes one all set up for me. Yes. I really like how I would download songs twice because they would mess up in RealJukebox, and then I play them on Winamp and they are fine. Thank you very much for making me download "Whatever Happened to my Rock and Roll" and "Teenage FBI" mulitple times, ya morons. I AM SO HOLDEN CAULFIELD. Oh man. Holden Caulfield is cool. HOOOOOLDEEEEN. In english we are reading "Maggie: A Girl of the Streets." Actually, we finished it. And I am not sure if that is the correct title. I bet you are wondering why we are not reading The Red Badge of Courage, which is far more famous and by the same author. I do not know. I asked that same question. I would rather read that one anyway. I should have taken American Studies. Because I am smart like that, and also you get to go to New York. I don't care if it will be with two of our three principals either. Because really, would they notice that Rita is not actually enrolled in my high school? I think not.
3:46 AM
You love how I stay up until all hours of the morning rocking and rolling. That's so hilarious. Actually, I sit on my ass and read blogs and download songs that are good/I have not heard but I hope will be good. Also, I eat pixie sticks and stuff. Except I ate all my pixie sticks so now I am eating cinnimon breath mints. Earlier tonight these things burnt my tongue. I have since eaten at least 75 of them and they are not SPYSAY to me at all anymore. It's also great how I am going to have to wake up in the morning and do stuff and then go do my french project. Because if you do nothing but homework for a day on a weekend, then that is just the biggest waste of a day/weekend ever. I love how I listen to the same mp3s over and over and I know all the words, yet I have no idea what they are. For example: "Hey, I know this song! What is it? Oh. It's Dope Noise. Alright. If they say so."
3:38 AM
Upcoming NE Shows: Feb 20 - BRIAN JONESTOWN MASSACRE @ TT the Bear's Number of these shows I am going to: 0 WHY CAN'T MASS. LET PEOPLE UNDER 18 INTO PLACES THAT ALLOW SMOKING? I hate Massachussetts. Haha. I wonder if that is actually how you spell it. I am counting down the days until they let me into TT the Bear's. I am going to go there every freaking night. 2:37 AM
Pep rally day! I hate school and I don't give half a rat's ass about school spirit, but anytime you are allowed to scream in school, it is definitely a good day. We did Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Vanilla Ice came out at the end, so that was great. Then I slept a lot and then I went to this pizza place and I ate a salad and then we had to go pick my sister up at the basketball game, so I ATTENDED MY FIRST SCHOOL SPORTING EVENT! Even if it was for less than 10 minutes. Dinner topics for the evening: The Pixies, the Sheila Divine, and I don't remember anything else.
1:42 AM
February 14, 2002
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WEEZER T-SHIRT DAY EVERYONE! Weezer T-Shirt sightings for the day* Me. I told some of my friends that it was Weezer T-Shirt day and they went and told this kid that likes Weezer and has Weezer T-Shirts but was not wearing one so he taped a big "W" on his shirt and wrote "10 YEARS!!!" or something like that underneath it. Psht. Trying to outshine me again. Damn you, world. * I know you are sick of me commenting on this, but this is one of my favorite hobbies. I am so serious.
3:18 PM
February 13, 2002
random link: i like this kid
9:48 PM
Oh man. I am not really Irish, but I bet it was all of my beer answers that got me that.
4:44 PM
i listened to the velvet underground and nico for the first time in about 345549387 years last night and oh man. who does not love that album? honestly. i was going to explain to my journalism class why it was the greatest album of all time yesterday, but she didn't call on me and i didn't volunteer because i would not do it justice. i bet people would want to not hear it after i described it. i am the worst writer in the world. no. no, seriously.
4:43 PM
I bet you are all wanting more blog action in this thing. Well yeah. I hate precalc. I hate it more than anything I have ever hated in my entire life. Every day when it is time to go to second period, I want to cry because I hate it so much. I actually studied for our quiz today, but identities are so fucking bad and hard and even the amazing precalc kids with A+ averages didn't get some of them. So that means I have received about 4 or 5 Fs in a row, with only one B. That is bad. This is going to average out to about a D in the end, i bet. A C if i'm lucky. If i get a B - for the quarter, I will scream louder than i have ever screamed in my life, and you will be able to hear me across the country. I cannot get a C. I'm sorry, but I just can't.
4:21 PM
February 12, 2002
Interesting fact of the day: I didn't used to think the Strokes were good looking. At all. In fact, I thought they were hideously hideous. But I have always thought that they were SLAMMIN'. The End.
5:57 PM
HAHAHA. That could possibly be me.
4:19 PM
February 11, 2002
I am such a loser. With winner friends. JrIsMyDirtyPuppy: i cant believe albert is hairy. Awww yeah.
9:33 PM
The plus side of today is that in journalism we have to do a CD review. Oh yes. That means that listening to the Strokes is my HOMEWORK.
3:07 PM
I have never seen as many people in Weezer shirt as I did in school today, I swear to God. It was SICKENING. I was planning on buying the cartoon shirt too. Bah. I saw at least 10 people wearing just that one. And is it sick that when I saw this little preppy freshman with the green T-shirt that I wanted to cry because she had mikey on her shirt. DO NOT KILL THE ESSENCE OF MIKEY, BIZNATCH.
3:06 PM
February 10, 2002
but first i have to plug what could possibly be, and probably is, the greatest think i have ever made. ta da, In Her Prime The Strokes are just that great. They really are.
11:02 PM
DO I NEED TO TAKE CALCULUS TO GET INTO COLLEGE? must. not. do. homework. oh screw it, i'm going to do it.
11:00 PM
What I Should Be Doing Right Now: My tons and tons of homework Conclusion: The Strokes have made me a lazy little skank.
10:48 PM
I think right now I feel how FAAAAB! looks on the jacket of Is This It. If you don't understand that, then forget I said it. If you do understand it, then I'm sorry.
2:24 AM
Yay to denise, she has a new husband. He is almost as great as mine is, too, so that is pretty great.
1:46 AM
this is the silliest, saddest thing i have read in my life. I don't know what it is, but something about that article just makes me want to cry for possibly the rest of my life.
1:37 AM
February 9, 2002
look at his birthday. i bet it is fake, but look at that. LOOK AT IT! FAAAAB! HAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY IN THE WORLD. REALLY.
9:13 PM
oh. man. weezer. weeeeezer. weezer. weezer was great. great.
9:11 PM
February 7, 2002
weeeeezerrrr....! i will leave you with that for a couple days.
10:23 PM
COURTNEY LOVE IS THE DEVIL, OH MY GOD. Hopefully I will never have to mention this again. Get it the first time.
10:02 PM
ALBERT HAMMOND SR, I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN. EVEN IF YOU ALREADY HAVE CHILDREN AND I WANT TO MACK IT WITH ONE OF THEM. that is so disturbing. i cannot believe that came out of my fingers.
3:35 PM
Number of people I saw at school today wearing weezer shirts: 3 WWEEEZERRR. Guess what I am listening to? If you guessed the Strokes, you are correct! I am so misleading.
3:24 PM
the bad news: i am not feeling so well lately. i had better freaking not be sick tomorrow. or i don't know what.
3:23 PM
apparently "it never rains in southern california" is blocked on audiogalaxy, but i hope "it never rains in s. california" is just as good. haha.
3:21 PM
oh man, my cousin/brother guy is going to be at weezer too, i just found out! WEEZER BRINGS FAMILIES TOGETHER!
3:19 PM
ONE DAY TO WEEZERZXEREERERRR!!!!! My friends want me to bring them back joints. HAHAHAHA.
3:16 PM
February 6, 2002
i know i have said that i want to be a groupie on numerous occasions, but i am going to set the record straight. first of all, people analyze why groupies act the way they do. what I want to know is how come rock stars keep having sex with them? i mean, why would you want to mack it with some dirty old lady that all of your friends and everyone you know has done it with? i will leave it at that because the thought of groupies is making me ill.
7:59 PM
look at that. that is the classiest website i have ever seen for a 70s AM radio guy.
7:50 PM
i have no idea what this means. but look at that. really. albert looks so much like his dad it is sick.
7:48 PM
oh albert hammond jr.'s dad, you are so cool and the self loading midi on that page is a real winner.
7:39 PM
last nite i had another one of my freakish music dreams. let me explain. i was at the weezer concert, and my brother and grandmother were with me and it was in this really old place with hardwood floors and everything. i got there really really early and i managed to get into the front row of seats that were only there for the press and stuff. the second weezer went on i was going to run up to the stage. but i think i woke up before that happened. i was looking for chrissy all over the place, but i couldn't find her! but i saw this girl that looked like rita, and i yelled, "YO, RITA!" and it was her. she came over and talked to me for about 30 seconds and then she had to go find her friends. i was sad because i wanted to hang out with her in the front row. but i was still looking for chrissy. then i saw denise. we hung out, i think. then we went to a basketball game at a school or something. my friend yelled up to me from some seats further down "hey juli, remember when you crashed at my place? where was _______ sleeping?" and i guess that actually happened, in the dream at least. it was this dirty hippy kid that i would not go near in real life. then denise was upset that i talked to my other friend and she left. I AM ALREADY HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT GOOD STUFF. WHAAAAT.
7:23 PM
Day 2: I have still not heard It Never Rains in Southern California. I need to download it tomorrow night. even though tomorrow is going to be SUPER DOING PRECALC PROJECT WITH MARC nite. and then i have to take a chapter of history notes. 48 HOURS TO WEEEEEZEEEERRRR!
7:18 PM
i would like you all to know that katie, i mean, SKANK, searches for and finds things like this. it is not me.
7:16 PM
February 5, 2002
Really, who does not know that song? Well, yeah, me. But my mom does! 10:17 PM
Funny story for today: I was eating my Nick Valensi-ish lunch (skim milk and a box of raisins) and i drank about three sips of the milk. I looked at the nutritional value because that is what i do. I was really weak or tired or something, or maybe i just blacked out for a second there like i do sometimes, and i dropped the milk. which was full. and it spilled all over my arm. and i just sort of sat there because i did not notice/care. then my whole lunch table helped clean it up more than i did really and one of the janitor ladies came over. when we picked up the carton, it was still half full. then i ate three raisins and i went back to study. Sad/annoying story for today: I have failed three precalc quizzes in a row. our homework tonight counts as a quiz grade. i cannot do it. i called my uncle who is a math teacher, and he could not do it either. this is helpful. now i am going to have to call marc, and i don't want that to happen. i have been working on this homework for 3 hours and none of my answers have been right so far. it is only two problems. on friday my precalc project is due. i am probably going to fail it because i spent so much time on this homework. i hate my teacher. also, i was so annoyed i cried. that is not me at all.
8:06 PM
February 4, 2002
ksdkljs if i ever go to the strokes message board again, it is up to you guys to gouge my eyes out. that is some depressing shit right there.
8:18 PM
And one last thing about the panda picture. apparently FAAAAB! is not even in it. Apparently it is Matt. Alright. Matt. YOU WILL NEVER REPLACE FAAAAB! NEVER! DON'T EVEN TRY! I'm sure Matt is a cool guy, deep down.
7:52 PM
February 3, 2002
i should stop being such a groupieish teenage girl. i am making myslef physically ill and depressed. i should study more. i should give up the strokes for precalc. that is the stupidest thing i have ever said.
10:54 PM
holy motherfuck. look at the bottom. DO YOU SEE THAT? DO YOU? AT THE BOTTOM? Oh man, it is great how i get excited about things like that. WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!
10:28 PM
WHAT. OH MAN. i would like to slap the skank that found this out before i did, but julian was the panda. WHAT. FAAAAB! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? HOW CAN I LOVE A MAN THAT HAS DECIEVED ME INTO THINKING HE WAS THE PANDA? I CAN'T, THAT IS THE ANSWER! that is the biggest lie in the world. now i can be all "YEEAH, SPACEMAN FAAAAB!" because if he wasn't the panda, then he was the astronaut. Now I have hope. And this hope is that FAAAAB! is not the drugged out new waver. Haha, but we all know Julian is the one that looks like a zombie.
10:22 PM
i took those test. i am the Sum 41 and Movie Izzard. I am also John Paul Jones.
2:48 PM
i think a good excuse to get a cd burner for myself is that my computer would be a hell of a lot faster without my 0239503 mp3s. actually, i only have about 50 or something now. maybe that would get me one. no it wouldn't, because my dad doesn't give a damn how slow my computer is. do i really need this mp3 of christina aguliara mixed with "hard to explain"? have i ever even listened to it? the answer is no. yet i am still going to have a hard time deleting it. BILLY SQUIRE! CULTURE CLUB! PAPERLACE! LIL ROMEO! JJ72! i will miss you guys when you are gone in about 5 seconds. ok paperlace, you can stay. Also, yes, i really do need "Into Talk" of the Strokes. I definitely need an mp3 of Julian saying "sorry albert" and some other stuff I don't remember. That is absolutely necessary.
1:50 AM
i did not know that my guitar was out of tune. so i decided to tune it today and holy hell, maybe that is why my chords sounded nothing like the ones on the tape. i broke that stupid little one again. i am so in with guitar speech, i call the little string the little string. i should buy about 3435 of them so that i will still be able to play. and i will be able to tune my guitar more often. because i break that stupid little string every single time.
1:47 AM
it only took me three days to download a live Strokes song that I will probably never listen to. RAWK.
1:41 AM
February 2, 2002
you will never find anything more entertaining than this. never. NEVER.
10:27 PM
sylvia: i do not listen to linkin park, but everyone knows i am hoobastank's number one fan.
8:44 PM
i think nick valensi is morphing into keith richards. that sounds bad, and it really is. he tripped over something and i thought he was going to snap in half. i really did. i screamed.
8:43 PM
the strooooookes! the strooooookes were on mtv2, and in keeping with my tradition, i had to tape it two times! so i did! they played 'someday' and 'take it or leave it'! but they did not play 'the modern age' or 'hard to explain'! well, i bet they did, but after it was done being televised! alright! i should type up another superlong stupid review, because i know everyone enjoys them.
8:42 PM
February 1, 2002
i made the ugliest picture in the world in psp. it is so going to be my new layout picture. i will put it up so i will be motivated to make a newer, less crappy one quickly.
9:14 PM
i was bored, so i decided to look at my siblings' aol profiles. my sister's was pretty boring, but oh man, my brother is a winner. Member Name: calvin I knew he liked Calvin and Hobbes, but wow.
2:45 PM
it is a snow day. maybe somebody out there doesn't hate me that much.
8:10 AM
Download OPM - Heaven is a Halfpipe mp3
ju
"nick valensi" girlfriend
Dude where's my car ftp
the strokes fanclub
juli is fab's groupie
Ralph Macchio k-mart
kylie minogue, gideon yago* for some reason, i got this three different times
Does Nick Valensi have a girlfriend
a movie review of the outsidres* it is the best when you both misspell stuff
matt dillon the outsiders pictures
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<P><a href="http://www.supergroupie.com/features/articles/101401-hs.html">I couldn)
Which member of The Who are you?
Me: Oh. That's just me.
like not mind going to school if i did not take precalc. the best thing about precalc is that i chose to take it because i thought i was a megamath genius. I WAS WRONG. THAT, KIDS, IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT BEING MODEST ABOUT YOUR MATHEMATICAL ABILITY. grah. i hate precalc. i do i do i doo-o.
Feb 25 - GORILLAZ @ Avalon
Mar 22 - MOONEY SUZUKI @ TT the Bear's
Apr 3 - WHITE STRIPES @ Roxy
Apr 12 - BETA BAND @ Avalon
But not the Avalon. Because I have been there and it is not that great.
But I will still go if somebody really great is playing.
NickEatASandwich: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
NickEatASandwich: I AM BLOGGING THAT
i hope not, because there is no way in hell i'm taking it. precalc is bad enough.
What I Am Doing Right Now: Sitting on my ass. Listening to the Strokes. Thinking about the Strokes. Trying not to think about my homework. Fixing various layouts I have made for things over the past few days.
Number of those people that was me: 1
Location: in a comic
Sex: Male
Marital Status: single
Hobbies: Calvin and hobbes,Calvin and hobbes,Calvin and hobbes,Calvin and hobbes,Calvin and hobbes,Calvin and hobbes,Calvin and hobbes,Calvin and hobbes,Calvin and hobbes,redsox,Steelers GOING TO THE SUPER BOWl
Computers: ones made out of pizza boxes
Occupation: student
Personal Quote: CALVIN AND HOBBES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!CALVIN AND HOBBES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!CALVIN AND HOBBES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!CALVIN AND HOBBES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!CALVIN AND HOBBES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!CALVIN AND HOBBES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!CALVIN AND HOBBES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
