October 29, 2001

Spice up your pumpkins with these things.

I have been waiting for a YEAR to be able to use these. I am thinking Buddy Holly would be good right now.

10:11 PM

today we got to watch Gattaca in school because it was Stem Cell Research Day and that has a tiny bit to do with it and stuff. It was great. Except laughing at Jude Law crawling up the stairs because his legs don't work is NOT COOL.

Ok, so it was Jude Law's CHARACTER'S legs. It took me so long to come to grips with the fact that his legs actually work in real life.

10:07 PM

We made this mandala (or whatever it's called) frosh year, and for my square I drew a pink flower because that is the only thing I am good at drawing, and in the back I had a bunch of little pink stars. Because I was like, psycho Radish fan. I bought their CD used for $1. That was the best dollar I have ever spent.

10:01 PM

I downloaded a bunch of Ben Kweller songs, and I just have so much love for that guy that it is not FUNNY. Hello, I named by BLOG after a song of his. I am so going to listen to Radish in about .3333333333 seconds. It seems to me that's how all things are - giving and taking little pink stars.

I bet you all think that this blog layout is so passe, but you have NO FREAKING IDEA how long it took to make. I don't plan on ever changing it. Not EVER, you hear me? NEVER.

9:59 PM

Alright. So I caved into peer pressure and downloaded "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground". I wanted to do it to prove that I was not trendy and that I wouldn't like it. But HELLO, alright, that song is just so LIKABLE, I guess I am trendy.

9:56 PM

remember Wiley Wiggins in Dazed and Confused? Oh boy, he is hotter now. Man. What a good looking person for such a bad name. Really. WILEY. Hello.

9:52 PM

Hello, yay, typical-loser is back up, and therefore so is alicia's site. oh yes, run, don't walk.

9:49 PM

October 24, 2001

alright, i heart these little quizzy things.

I AM 50% GOTH.



Oh My Goth! You Goth, Girl. There is a
good chance I am bi. Freakiness pumps
through my viens, but I can still laugh
at myself.


Take the GOTH Test at Fuali.com!


That was great. P.S. I'm not bi but that doesn't matter. How the hell did like get 50%? I answered NO to about 25/30 questions. Next test!

I AM 27% GEEK.



I probably work in computers, or a history
deptartment at a college. I never really
fit in with the "normal" crowd. But I have
friends, and this is a good thing.


Take the GEEK Test at Fuali.com!


That was so not hilarious. Hello.

I AM 24% PUNK.



Well, I may know what punk is, but... Okay
maybe some people think I am punk, but is
that enough? Nope.


Take the PUNK/POSER Test at Fuali.com!


That is sort of annoying because really, I don't think "shitting yourself" or "vomiting while making out" makes you a punk. Nor does getting kicked out of bars all the time.

How freaking SAD is it that i am more goth than anything. sad. pathetic. and scary.

5:33 PM

October 21, 2001

how stupid am i.
i don't need to use paragraph or line breaks in this blog.
that is why there are always huge spaces between lines.

7:20 PM

so i put that gun to her head
she said baby, let's go to bed
son you're gonna go blind
if you keeping fucking me with your mind
today's bargain.

7:17 PM

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7:16 PM

it is weird that i am not being psychotically obsessed with a band right now, because i usually am. i guess for about 1/12 of the year i am not obsessed with bands, but the rest of the time i am. right now i am just enjoying VAST and Lucious Jackson and the Hush cover by Kula Shaker.

7:12 PM

how much am i upset at typical-loser.net? very very.

7:07 PM

ahaha, this girl that apparently reads my diary calls me censored's wife. oh man. i am being recognized because i am a deranged internet fool.

7:06 PM

i took very emo pictures of me and stuff and i think that you will enjoy the pictures of me thrashing while kareokeing. in my emo costume. which i am still wearing except for the shirt and undergarments, which i changed.

7:04 PM

i have no voice because i am a party skank. my mom is laughing at me.

6:58 PM

i bet every blog on rock-queen has gotten at least 10 hits from me in the past 2 days because i am bored and you are not blogging fast enough, i'm sorry.

6:57 PM

October 20, 2001

I am so emo-ly dressed now. Ow, my arms are too fat for the sleeves of this shirt.

Emo Costume Checklist


OH YES! How could I forget? Black glasses wit big frames! Yay!

5:03 PM

I am not prejudiced against ugly people, nor am I prejudiced against fat people, but i am sorry to have to admit that I am prejudiced against people who smell bad.

4:58 PM

Do famous people have BO? I think not because really, if Hollywood doesn't accept ugly or fat people, I don't think they're gonna accept people with BO, no way.

4:57 PM

oh man, i am reading all the articles at vomit popsicle and since i am wheezing because that is what i do best, i am making a mouse laughing sort of sound. i should be a cartoon mouse voice, really.

2:27 PM

My impression of my life

Me: Yo yo yo, where mah dawgz at?

Group of people: Oh my god, get away from me

2:17 PM

what up with people not living online? gah. I WOULD TALK TO PEOPLE BUT NO ONE IS ONLINE. maybe someone is and i am just too afraid.

2:17 PM

i have decided that i am going to steal my sister's digital camera again and i am going to go on a fansign making spree, because really, fansigns are so awesome and i have make 379348753 of them but i never send them. so yeah. send requests here because i really need something to do in my spare time. even if i don't know you. just think of it -- a free fansign you get without begging, and who wouldn't want a picture of me holding a piece of paper over my face that say "I LOVE (yournamehere)" on their site? Not you my friend, not you.

2:08 PM

October 19, 2001

i think i'll blog about something else. like steven. the crazy led zeppelin kid. he is so rita.

8:06 PM

ahaha, my aunt gave me an old issue of spin and there is this picture of the cast of undeclared and i am so lloyd.

how sad is it that the only thing i have blogged about this week is LLOYD? pretty damn sad.

8:05 PM

oh man. last night i watched "Say Anything" and HIS NAME WAS LLOYD! AND HE WAS JOHN CUSACK! That just made like, my entire life.

5:23 PM

October 18, 2001

excuse me? is your name LLOYD?

6:38 PM

Haha, there is this kid in my precalc class named Lloyd, and at lunch my friend's friends sat at this table with him because they thought he was cool and he sits all alone. But they didn't talk to him. So I kept talking about "saving myself for Lloyd" and then at the end of lunch I said it really loud and i didn't know he was standing behind me because I am suave. But I bet he doesn't know that I know his name and I bet he doesn't know I'm in his precalc class.

6:35 PM

October 17, 2001

That is my new motto. I think that No More Airplanes is inferring something that I don't want it to infer. if a lot of people start inferring the wrong thing, I am naming my site SAVING MYSELF FOR LLOYD. Because really, who wouldn't? Only a SKANK.

6:23 PM

STOP COMING ON TO ME, I AM SAVING MYSELF FOR LLOYD!

6:22 PM

My history teacher used to call me Cucumber because that was my favorite food. So I called him Meat and Potatoes, because that was his favorite food. Man, that was a sick teenage molester i bet. He is like 24 i think.

6:22 PM

Blow Pops and cucumbers are my favorite foods.

6:21 PM

I don't know, every time I listen to Marquee and the Moon, I just picture Chris Murphy sitting on a shooting star looking at the moon.

6:20 PM

It's headed for Kentucky Fried Panda! YAAAAY!

It's headed for Hemp World!

6:20 PM

Na na na na na na na, na na na na na na, gettin' jiggy wit' it.

I don't know.

6:19 PM

The bald chick, what's up with her head?

AIM, what's up with nobody ever being on it?

6:19 PM

JULI, YOU WERE THE BEST FRIEND I EVER HAD

6:18 PM

Three Colours Red broke up a long time ago, I think. And everyone rejoiced, or so I am told.

6:18 PM

I do not really hate Three Colours Red. I have only heard one song by them.

And it was bad.

6:17 PM

I am so ill, thinking of Three Colours Red is making me nauseous. Oh wait, that's normal.

6:16 PM

Three Colours Red too. Who likes them? Not me, not me.

6:16 PM

everyone is listening to bands i have never heard of. i think i will start listening to Ocean Colour Scene. Because really, who likes Ocean Colour Scene? The answer is nobody, my friend, nobody. And The Beautiful South. I have always associated them together. I have no idea what either one of them sound like.

I AM OCEAN COLOUR SCENE'S BIGGEST FAN

6:15 PM

i feel like listening to a cd i have not listened to in a long time, but i am so hungry that i cannot concentrate. that's how hungry i am, i cannot even think about cds.

6:12 PM

List of Stuff I am Sick Of

- People being cooler than me.

SO STOP IT!

6:10 PM

October 16, 2001

SEND WE SOTH PAK! Oh man, I remember that.

9:29 PM

Remember MANCHOWDER? oh man, whoever invented that should get a pulitzer prize.

9:25 PM

So, what do you think the first word (name, whatever) in "Friendship" by Sloan is? Jolene? That's what they WANT you to think. I know that Patrick is feeling my good karma all the way across the border.

9:22 PM

AHAHAHA, my stepdad was just watching E! True Hollywood Story of... dun dun dun... SCOTT BAIO!

9:18 PM

did you know that cranberry juice is good for your urinary tract?

9:16 PM

i am saving myself for lloyd. aha, i crack myself up with my tv quoting ways.

9:15 PM

October 14, 2001

it is weird. I started liking The Sweet a bunch of months ago. And I make a layout and crap, and I listen to them all the time, and everyone thinks I am a freak.

But then I play a CD of them for my friend and she buys it or something and tells all her friends about it, and now everyone is like "OMG, I m sO iN lUv wItH baLLrOOm bLitZ aNd wiG wAm BaM!"

Yeah, and people, this is the Sweet. I know that my friend always likes what I play for her, but I was sure that even if I played THE SWEET for people, everyone would hate it and I could have them all to myself. So here is a question... If I can't be the resident Sweet fan, then who the hell can I be?

11:15 PM

you know what movie i really like? outside providence. i bet you are laughing at me right now, but HEY, if they play The Who in a movie, i think it already speaks highly of itself.

11:10 PM

alright, now what the hell is that little swirly thing next to the heart, and why is it not in the template so I can't delete it? It looks sort of cool, I can keep it for now.

11:05 PM

I am vowing to no longer neglect any of these things, EVER:

- This blog

- My site

- My Diaryland diary

- My Opendiary

And I promise that I will try to stop disappearing for months without notice. Yeah, I'll give it a shot.

10:28 PM

Drew Barrymore was the WORST on SNL. But the funniest thing on that entire show was definitely gay Charlie Bucket. BIIIIIG GERMAN BOY, WOOO! Oh man.

10:20 PM

yay, people like the layout. that is good, and made my nonexistant day.

10:17 PM

October 13, 2001

i am on a crazy layout rampage. well, i made two. the site one (obviously), and i completely redid the brian jones clique

That was a hint to join it. Dig it.

9:48 PM

October 10, 2001

It is Wednesday. I finished my homework early, though crappily because I am tired. I thought I would make an appearance. I thought tomorrow was Friday, but it's not.

8:57 PM

October 7, 2001

Playstation Final Fantasy Games

# 1 Final Fantasy VIII

# 2 Final Fantasy IX

# 3 Final Fantasy VII

Yeah, I knew VIII would be first.

6:10 PM

Punk Bands

# 1 Blink 182 or the Offspring

# 2 Thug Murder

# 3 The Distillers

# 4 the Dropkick Murphys

# 5 the Casualties or the Exploited

# 6 Rancid, Lars Fredericksen and the Bastards, or Op Ivy

What the hell is this? I like Operation Ivy WAAAAAAAAAY more than anyone on this list. And I am not buying anything by Blink 182 either.

6:07 PM

Rock Band

# 1 Paul Simon

# 2 Aersosmith

# 3 Metallica

# 4 Live

# 5 The Beatles

# 6 Ben Folds Five

# 7 Black Sabbath

# 8 Nirvana

# 9 Tool

# 10 Abba

# 11 Duran Duran

# 12 Eric Clapton

# 13 Pearl Jam

# 14 Alice in Chains

# 15 The Doors

# 16 Dave Mathews Band

# 17 Billy Joel

# 18 Nine Inch Nails

# 19 The Who

# 20 Jethro Tull

# 21 Led Zeppelin

# 22 Pink Floyd

# 23 Jimi Hendrix

# 24 Red Hot Chilli Peppers

# 25 Radiohead

I agree with Paul Simon at number one. i disaree with the fact that most of my favorite bands are at the end.

6:04 PM

Classic Rock Band

# 1 Lynyrd Skynyrd

# 2 The Who

# 3 Led Zeppelin

# 4 Jimi Hendrix

# 5 Neil Young

# 6 The Rolling Stones

# 7 Steely Dan

# 8 Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young

# 9 Eric Clapton

# 10 Tom Petty

I am also not trusting this guy, because the Rolling Stones at #6? I don't think so. But the Who at #2 was alright.

6:01 PM

Guitar Player Guy

# 1 Eddie Van Halen

# 2 Joe Satriani

# 3 Kurt Cobain of Nirvana

# 4 Scott Lucas of Local H

# 5 Yngwie Malmsteen

# 6 Jimmy Paige

# 7 Steve Vai

# 8 Randy Rhodes

# 9 Tom Morello of Rage Against The Machine

# 10 Wes Borland of Limp Bizkit

Ew. But really, am I going to trust a guy that can't spell PAGE? Um, no.

5:59 PM

Moffat Member - Just had to.

# 1 Clint

# 2 Dave

# 3 Bob

# 4 Scott

Remember that "Scott is a Dick" thing? That was awesome.

5:57 PM

Radiohead Member - By the way, these girls are INSANE.

# 1 Thom Yorke

# 2 Phil Selway

# 3 Ed O'Brien

# 4 Jonny Greenwood

# 5 Colin Greenwood

Aw man, I wanted to be Ed. Well, no, but Jonny would have been good.

5:55 PM

Beatles Member

# 1 John Lennon

# 2 Paul McCartney

# 3 George Harrison

# 4 Ringo Starr

5:52 PM

Austin Powers Character

# 1 Felecity Shagwell, except I act better

# 2 Austin Powers

# 3 Mustafa

# 4 Scott Evil

# 5 Basil Exposition

# 6 Ivanna Humpalot

# 7 Dr. Evil

# 8 Mr. Bigglesworth

# 9 Frau Farbissena

# 10 Random Task

# 11 Vanessa Kensington

# 12 Paddy O'Brien

# 13 Mini Me

5:50 PM

Newsies Character

# 1 Spot

# 2 Skittery

# 3 David

# 4 Pulitzer

# 5 Snyder

# 6 Jack

# 7 Racetrack

# 8 Mush

# 9 Sarah

# 10 Crutchy

I guess I have to see it now, huh?

P.S. - Sorry for not being like Mush.

5:48 PM

Alright, so I finally figured out what the hell this is and so I am going to be trendy and put it here (actually, I am just going to post a bunch of crap to make up for my lack of blogging recently)

Dark Crystal Character

# 1 Jen

# 2 Aughra

# 3 Kira

# 4 The Chamberlain

# 5 Fizzgig

# 6 The Garthim Master

5:45 PM

i have just discovered that the picture of Matt Dillon drinking a beer that is in the image for the archives is from the movie Little Darlings. I always wondered why he let people take pictures of him drinking beer. It just seemed weird. That movie is so cheesy, but really, MATT DILLON people. I bet you thought I had forgotten about him, DIDN'T YOU? Ha ha ha.

11:51 AM

no this blog is not dead. it just slept for a while... i'm thinking about making my site a blog for the moment, I really need to redo everything. it has come to my attention that my site sucks ass.

11:35 AM