March 11, 2001

Father Mulcahy makes heads turn!

1:52 PM

March 10, 2001

Oh my goodness i am predictable. I joined the rock n roll heaven clique... and GUESS WHO MY DEAD ROCK STAR IS?

IF you guessed Brian Jones, you are correct.

I think I will rejoin the Marriage clique except married to a live person-like. You know? I will copy Kelly and I will be Brian Jones's widow and I will be married to someone. Who, I am not sure. But someone. Maybe.

11:25 PM


My shirt is rock and roll. Seriously.

8:47 PM

BABY'S ON FIRE!

BETTER THROW HER IN THE WATER!

That is by Brian Eno and it is a very nice song.

2:02 PM

i am trapper juli.

one day somebody's going to shoot me when i say that.

1:49 PM

i have no idea how i fixed you, elastic plastic blog, but i did.

11:59 AM

blogger, you work again. i heart you.

11:55 AM

grrr. blogger, you are so mean to meeee!

11:49 AM

Oh dear Elastic Plastic blog, i broke you.

11:40 AM

March 7, 2001

Brian Jones to me = Charlie to Sylvia. WOAH!

8:13 PM

peter parker turned into spiderman when he was BIT BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER. how cool is that yo? i keep wanting to say YO. why? WHY?

11:49 AM

i think being obsessed with spiderman is even more sad than being obsessed with M*A*S*H.

11:47 AM

SPIDERMAN ROCKS! (yo!)

11:42 AM

i just realised how completely sad and pathetic i sound.

i'll stop it now. or at least try to.

11:38 AM

why does everybody like CHARLES WINCHESTER III so much? he replaced FRANK BURNS EATS WORMS! sheesh. and he's this snobby guy from boston. TRAPPER WAS THE BEST CHARACTER TO COME FROM BOSTON!

11:37 AM

then i will go to college and be all like "I'M COOL, I'M IN COLLEGE!"

11:35 AM

i did not go to school today. because i didn't feel like it. i have not been to school in 12 days. TWELVE DAYS. i hate school. i want to drop out but... no. i think i'll graduate.

11:34 AM

M*A*S*H movie pictures. i know you're excited.

11:32 AM

FRANK BURNS EATS WORMS!

11:21 AM

March 6, 2001

i just realised that

M*A*S*H

WRITING


looks a lot better big. Boy, if you don't have that font then... you are really missing out.

7:41 PM

I am working on my M*A*S*H layout RIGHT NOW. It will be up within the next month I suppose, since I am working on another site right now too. BE EXCITED!

7:38 PM

I am working on my M*A*S*H layout RIGHT NOW. It will be up within the next month I suppose, since I am working on another site right now too. BE EXCITED!

7:38 PM

M*A*S*H Script!

1:43 PM

Please work. Please work.

1:41 PM

BLOGGER! YOU ARE NOT WORKING! GR!

1:37 PM

I changed my mind about the movie. I like it, and I want to marry Donald Sutherland.

1:27 PM

M*A*S*H movie page!

1:25 PM


Through early morning fog I see

Visions of the things to be

The pains that are withheld for me

I realize and I can see

That suicide is painless

It brings on many changes

And I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make

All our little joys relate

Wwithout that ever-present hate

But now I know that it's too late, and

That suicide is painless

It brings on many changes

And I can take or leave it if I please

The game of life is hard to play

I'm gonna lose it anyway

The losing card I'll someday lay

So this is all I have to say.

That suicide is painless

It brings on many changes

And I can take or leave it if I please

The only way to win is cheat

And lay it down before I'm beat

And to another give my seat

For that's the only painless feat.

That suicide is painless

It brings on mnay changes

And I can take or leave it if I please

The sword of time will pierce our skins

It doesn't hurt when it begins

But as it works its way on in

The pain grows stronger, watch it grin, but...

Suicide is painless

It brings on many changes

And I can take or leave it if I pleae

A brave man once requested me

To answer questions that are key

"Is it to be or not to be"

And I replied "Oh why ask me?"

'Cause suicide is painless

It brings on many changes

And I can take or leave it if I please.

...And you can do the same thing if you choose.

1:23 PM

I AM M*A*S*H WRITING, HEAR ME ROAR!

1:16 PM

Look, I am M*A*S*H writing!

1:09 PM

March 5, 2001

maybe i would name my site 'best care anywhere' instead of 'suicide is painless'. maybe.

9:57 PM

my name is hawkeye peirce, and i am smooooth!

(there was originally a picture here, but geocities won't let you link images to them, so i took it out. i don't feel like uploading it.)

Yeeeah. See me, FEEL ME, TOUCH ME, heal me.

If I were trendy, I would have HAWKEYE as my site mascot. Maybe I will. When I make my M*A*S*H layout.

9:49 PM

i want this M*A*S*H t-shirt!. (seriously)

9:42 PM

i want M*A*S*H shorts! (not really)

9:40 PM

when i put up my M*A*S*H layout up, i am going to make a M*A*S*H clique, because it will be cool like that. it will be as popular as the AFROS ARE SEXXXY webring. or at least more popular than the Brian Jones clique I made. Hmmm... I think I'll plug it...

LIKE BRIAN JONES? JOIN THE BRIAN JONES CLIQUE!

9:32 PM

Cuz you know how all teenage girls are all like "I'm alone in the world"? Yeah, I know you all think like that, so don't lie... and then you're like "I LIKE THE WHO!" and most teenage girls do not like the Who, so then you find a group that do, it's pretty cool, and you're not alone, you're part of an elite group. but then you like M*A*S*H and you aren't part of an elite group, you're ALONE because NO teenage girls like movies/shows/books where the main characters aren't gorgeous.

9:29 PM

I am the only person at Diaryland that put "Richard Hooker' as a fav. author and M*A*S*H as a fav. movie. I should feel cool and individual, but I kinda feel alone.

9:25 PM

SUICIDE IS PAINLESS! (do do!)

IT BRINGS ON MANY CHANGES! (do do!)

AND I CAN TAKE OR LEAVE IT IF I PLEASE!

9:10 PM

READ THE M*A*S*H BOOK NOW AND THEN IM ME!!!

because i think my family is very much ANNOYED with my talking about M*A*S*H for the past week. they know more abotu the show than i do anyway.

9:09 PM

one day i will have free time and all of my stuff will be on ONE computer so i know where all of my files are, and I will make a GOOD website. i am planning it right now. i am making a M*A*S*H one. shocking, no? i need a good picture though. one without any characters in it, like. one of just like... the opening with the helicopter or something. and i will name is SUICIDE IS PAINLESS (maybe) and people will be shocked that it has such a grizzly name. but that's only the people that are M*A*S*H illiterate, because they will not know that the theme song is called SUICIDE IS PAINLESS. ahaha, the best part is where Painless (the dentist -- jawbreaker) wants to kill himself and they make up this thing about a Black Capsule that kills you and then they play the song... it's a lot funnier in the book than in the movie. even though they don't play the song in the book. because books don't have sound. you know.

9:08 PM

i am o so bored. i might... hey, that's a good idea!

8:44 PM

mash4077.co.uk is the best M*A*S*H site out there. i think.

7:48 PM

i find this funny beyond belief. even though i don't know where klinger came from in the first place.

7:44 PM

i don't like this Mr. "BJ Hunnicut' anyway. WE WANT TRAPPER JOHN! BRING BACK TRAPPER JOHN! Or at least Duke Forrest. I want answers! Why wasn't DUKE FORREST EVER on the show? This bothers me to no end.

7:42 PM

WHY IS 'HUNNICUT' SPELLED 'HUNNICUT'? Why couldn't they just spell it 'Honeycut', nice and easy, so i don't look like an idiot for spelling it worng until now.

7:39 PM

M*A*S*H is GREAT! GREAT!

2:03 PM

March 4, 2001

Woah. Robert Plant should NOT have a beard.

10:30 PM